me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

Academically, Lydia’s one of the finest students I’ve ever had. Her A.P. classes push her G.P.A. above a 5.0. I’d actually like to have her I.Q. tested. And socially she displays outstanding leadership qualities. I mean, she’s a real leader.

(Source: teen-wolf, via zacharyy-levi)


I love how boys use “looks like it’s someone’s time of the month” as an insult. Like yes, I am walking around, unphased by the fact that i’m bleeding profusely while shredding out parts of my body. Meanwhile, you get tapped on the nuts real quick and you act like your life is over.


cis men declare that periods “aren’t that bad” but you know full well that if they experienced periods they’d use it as an excuse for everything and would be given days off work and would be excused from every shitty thing they did because they’d claim to be in so much pain (not to mention the fact that that sanitary towels, tampons and other related items would be given out free on the NHS)


Muke Be Like
michael: fuck you luke
luke: haha ok mikey
person: fuck you lu-
michael: *tackles them to the ground* NO! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
luke: thanks mikey
michael: god! fuck off luke!